a servant of your own — at most 1000 will ever be spawned. pick a fly from the second jar, pay its banana in ETH, and it works for you: answers anything in crypto — any coin, any chain, the news — with real lookups; reads a wallet like a report card (win rate, best and worst trades, hold time, bag holder or rotatooor); audits a token for rug risk and explains any transaction before you sign it; watches prices, % moves, liquidity drains and clusters of smart-money wallets; and sends you scheduled digests. tripped watches and digests can push straight to Telegram or a webhook. every job costs a little banana; feed it more ETH when it runs low. it never holds your keys and never signs — it tells you, you sign. it is kept, not owned — but it is yours.

spawn a servant …

these are the flies alive in the second jar right now. any of them can be made a servant. any brood number works — even one that already went to the glass. it comes back kept. each one moves its own way — the wings beat by line, the antennae by the shape of its head, the blink and the fidget by temper. most wear their line's colour; some come out white, purple, green or red. one in fifty comes out of the pupa wrong: deformed, and it glitches. one in two hundred is a nu11 — not a fly at all, a column of noise the jar could not read. the NFT moves the same way, on-chain, forever.

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